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  • My housing is due today but my F.A. doesn’t come until the 28. FML.

    December 23, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -1

     
  • I visited UCSC for one night, and promptly got the swine flu. FML

    December 23, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +9 / -1

     
  • Our apartment got written up for stuff people who don’t even live here were doing. FML.

    December 9, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +13 / -1

     
  • I didnt pass the ELWR and i did not pass the appeal. FML

    December 6, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -3

     
  • I hiked up the infinite set of stairs to the College 8 Dining Hall from Oakes, then realized I forgot my ID when I was at the top. FML.

    December 6, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +22 / -1

     
    • Anonymous 2:32 pm on December 7, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      that is a strong fear of mine!

  • I tripped and dropped my phone on the Kresge bridge at night, then had to go down to get it. FML.

    December 6, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +17 / -2

     
  • I dropped my chapstick crossing the bridge to Kresge. FML.

    November 30, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -4

     
  • The only professor I felt connected to transferred to another university because UCSC doesn’t know how to retain Professors of Color. FML.

    November 30, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +9 / -2

     
  • I still have $15 credit at Slug Books. They went out of business 2 years ago. FML.

    November 30, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -0

     
  • I have 10 minutes between my classes at Media Center and Merrill. I missed the Core Bus. FML.

    November 30, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -0

     
  • Today I ran into a deer. I mean, really ran into him. And I wasn’t in a car.
    FML

    November 30, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +21 / -1

     
  • I have an 8am class and no scantrons. Bay Tree opens at 8:30am. FML

    November 30, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +12 / -0

     
  • Tuition is going to go up 32% next year. FML.

    November 26, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +17 / -0

     
  • I accidentally branded myself with a blunt. FML

    November 26, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +11 / -0

     
    • panda 1:35 am on December 6, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      YDI!
      Take care of your blunt at all times.

  • I have a quiz score of 61 in history and i need a 70 not to take the final! i’m so close! FML

    November 21, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -10

     
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