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• I have T-Mobile. FML

  November 13, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I hiked up the infinite set of stairs to the College 8 Dining Hall from Oakes, then realized I forgot my ID when I was at the top. FML.

  December 6, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 2:32 pm on December 7, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    that is a strong fear of mine!

• Today I ran into a deer. I mean, really ran into him. And I wasn’t in a car.
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  November 30, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I am allergic to weed. I attend UC-Santa Cruz. FML

  November 18, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Tuition is going to go up 32% next year. FML.

  November 26, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I tripped and dropped my phone on the Kresge bridge at night, then had to go down to get it. FML.

  December 6, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• This morning I woke up to a post it on my door from my RA. It showed a little diagram of the ventilation system from my room to hers with a little note saying “you have been warned.” FML

  November 13, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Our apartment got written up for stuff people who don’t even live here were doing. FML.

  December 9, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I have an 8am class and no scantrons. Bay Tree opens at 8:30am. FML

  November 30, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• A bird shit on my handwritten essay 10 minutes before it was due. FML

  November 8, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• today, i realized the only people who’ve hit on me have been wasted. FML

  November 21, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +11 / -0

   

  • panda 1:28 am on December 6, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    I agree fyl!
    Sorry =/

• I accidentally branded myself with a blunt. FML

  November 26, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +11 / -0

   

  • panda 1:35 am on December 6, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    YDI!
    Take care of your blunt at all times.

• My cock was hanging out of my boxers for a long time. No one notified me. FML

  November 20, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today I realized I left my pipe behind in a circle of strangers at a party. I felt like I had abandoned my baby in the arms of a stranger. FML

  November 18, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My roommates ringtone is “party in the Usa” by Miley Cyrus. She has an obsessed boyfriend who calls her every hour. FML

  November 12, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +8 / -0

   

  • w 10:40 pm on December 9, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    sucks to be you! your roommate clearly has bad taste!