I have 15 mins to get to Crown from Oakes from and to classes that take attendance. FML
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I am allergic to deer. They’re everywhere. FML.
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I went out to Friday night at the Red Room. I woke up in the drunk tank with a new tattoo. FML.
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Slept through a quiz. FML.
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I think I might have a yeast infection. FML.
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I stepped on something squishy on my way to class. It was a banana slug. FML.
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The graffiti threat came at the worst time. My parents were visiting. FML.
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I shat and died. FML
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My roommate walked in the room as I was changing, he is gay. FML
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One of my roommates is a hella creeper!! FML
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I need to buy text books, and haven’t gotten my refund check!!! FML
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I was stared down by a gang of raccoons! and they won! FML
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Tripped once while going up the stairs to the college eight dining hall.FML.
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My boyfriend likes to sniff his toes. FML