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• today, i realized the only people who’ve hit on me have been wasted. FML

  November 21, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +11 / -0

   

  • panda 1:28 am on December 6, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    I agree fyl!
    Sorry =/

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• My cock was hanging out of my boxers for a long time. No one notified me. FML

  November 20, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +10 / -0

   

• Today I was running late to class and realized I had a bloody nose, and had to clean myself. I was already late and decided to get coffee from the Perk. While walking toward the lecture hall I spilt it on my shirt and had to re-clean myself. I didn’t end up going to class and could’ve just slept.FML

  November 18, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +1 / -5

   

• The new Twilight is coming out soon. FML

  November 18, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +8 / -6

   

• I am allergic to weed. I attend UC-Santa Cruz. FML

  November 18, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +21 / -2

   

• Today, I went back home to visit my mom. I felt risky and decided to take her car, I went to look for her keys but instead I found her sex book, I am now disgusted and disappointed because I still can’t find her keys. FML

  November 18, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +2 / -3

   

• Yesterday tickets for the greyhound to Oakland were sold out. So I decided to get really drunk in Santa Cruz. I woke up in the morning with three huge bumps on my head, a black eye, and no memory of what happened. FML

  November 18, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +4 / -2

   

• Today me and my roommates spent hours cleaning our apartment and fridge in preparation for inspection. When the inspector arrived, all she did was sniff our bathroom, said we passed, and left. FML

  November 18, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +5 / -1

   

• Today a rumor got started that I want a baby. It was coincidentally the same day I had to take the morning after pill. FML

  November 18, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +1 / -5

   

• Today I realized I left my pipe behind in a circle of strangers at a party. I felt like I had abandoned my baby in the arms of a stranger. FML

  November 18, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +11 / -1

   

• I left my guitar on the bus. FML

  November 17, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +6 / -1

   

• I am an out of state student. Can you say tuition increase? FML

  November 17, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +8 / -0

   

• Tuesday is my apartment’s cleanup inspection day at Kresge. I live with one other girl and three other guys. Guess whose going to be doing most of the cleaning? FML

  November 13, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +8 / -0

   

• I live in Merrill. And no I am not “sterile.” FML

  November 13, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +9 / -1

   

• Today my roommate opened the door just as I was changing. That’s how I met her really cute brother. FML

  November 13, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +8 / -0