today, i realized the only people who’ve hit on me have been wasted. FML
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My cock was hanging out of my boxers for a long time. No one notified me. FML
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Today I was running late to class and realized I had a bloody nose, and had to clean myself. I was already late and decided to get coffee from the Perk. While walking toward the lecture hall I spilt it on my shirt and had to re-clean myself. I didn’t end up going to class and could’ve just slept.FML
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The new Twilight is coming out soon. FML
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I am allergic to weed. I attend UC-Santa Cruz. FML
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Today, I went back home to visit my mom. I felt risky and decided to take her car, I went to look for her keys but instead I found her sex book, I am now disgusted and disappointed because I still can’t find her keys. FML
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Yesterday tickets for the greyhound to Oakland were sold out. So I decided to get really drunk in Santa Cruz. I woke up in the morning with three huge bumps on my head, a black eye, and no memory of what happened. FML
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Today me and my roommates spent hours cleaning our apartment and fridge in preparation for inspection. When the inspector arrived, all she did was sniff our bathroom, said we passed, and left. FML
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Today a rumor got started that I want a baby. It was coincidentally the same day I had to take the morning after pill. FML
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Today I realized I left my pipe behind in a circle of strangers at a party. I felt like I had abandoned my baby in the arms of a stranger. FML
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I left my guitar on the bus. FML
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I am an out of state student. Can you say tuition increase? FML
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Tuesday is my apartment’s cleanup inspection day at Kresge. I live with one other girl and three other guys. Guess whose going to be doing most of the cleaning? FML
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I live in Merrill. And no I am not “sterile.” FML
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Today my roommate opened the door just as I was changing. That’s how I met her really cute brother. FML
panda 1:28 am on December 6, 2009 Permalink |
I agree fyl!
Sorry =/