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• The UCSC FML sucks. FML.

  January 13, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I cheated on my boyfriend last night. The other guy doesn’t remember. We weren’t drunk; he was just too tired to remember. FML

  January 13, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I went to a party and tried to steal someones laptop and they caught me FML

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• i was caught walking out of college 10 dining hall with a cookie and a banana. he made me put my banana back. FML

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• I’m single again. FML or MLIG?

  January 11, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Professor called on me to answer a question…in response I peed a little in my panties. FMNervousL.

  January 11, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Week 2 and I’m already tired of school. FML.

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• I almost hit a deer on the way to school and swerved into a ditch. FML.

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• Black Swan was the closest I’ve gotten to a sexual experience. FML.

  January 11, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I live on top of a bunch of guys blasting their music all the time. FML

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• I read Harvard’s fml because no one ever posts anything on here. FML.

  January 2, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I had to turn something in by 6 at PSB, got there at 5. The building was closed. FML.

  January 2, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today I revealed to my lover that I was secretly seeing someone else…that someone else is his wife. I haven’t told my husband yet. FML.

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• No one writes on here anymore. FML

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• I just got dumped, because I didn’t want to “share my feelings”. FML
  But then someone sent me this video:
  http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/take_you_home/?xrs=orea_craig_youhome
  MLIG!

  January 2, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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